February 2012
I should be reading A Tale of Two Cities..
too bad I’m listening to “CAN’T HUG EVERY CAT” on repeat.
attractive girl: hey everyone.
everyone: hey omg you are so perfect and beautiful let me buy you everything and I will be your slave.
me: hi everyone.
everyone: what species of demented sloth are you?
whenever my Reeses Peanut Butter Cup has an extra black wrapper, I can’t tell if it’s a gift from god or a message from the devil
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Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
i’m seriously going to dload this weeks glee just to make a .2 second gif of Rory because he looks sexy for like 2 seconds, and i need it.
my obsession with John Krasinski just went to a whole `nother level.
by the way, your lip gloss is SOOOOO not glossy anymore
KAROFSKY WHAT WHAT WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
juicemakesmehappy-yes:
HOW DID YOU GET ADORABLE WHEN I USED TO HATE YOU. HOW.
OH MY GOD STOP
BLAAAIIIIINNNEEEEEEEEE! I’VE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU IN ALL OF EVER!
oh god, a Whitney song..
that’s kinda awkward.
my math teacher uses an overhead projector instead of a chalkboard. and today she was standing in the middle of the projection while she was writing on the clear paper for the overhead. So she knelt down. Then about 10 minutes later she says, out of no where. “My husband won’t believe me when I tell him I was on my knees all day.”
and we’re hysterically laughing, she...
LESBIAN TEEEEENNNNNSSSS!
fugrats:
roses are red
violets are blue
fbakhgbeirbuino
gfnawhualig BOO!
I AM THE FEMALE WEEZY
so Rory's chillen by the locker face was, INSANELY...
A dozen roses: $12
a box of chocolates: $10
a happy valentines day card: $2
still having $24 dollars because you're single: priceless.
wasn't one of Rachel's Dad black?
darrensbutt:
blaine should sing pumped up kicks then kill everyone afterwards
ahomelessboyslife:
tumblr servers crash due to overwhelming numbers of forever alone memes being posted
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nonnamano:
YOU KNOW WHAT GOOGLE
I WAS FEELING GREAT ABOUT MY SINGLE STANDSHIP
BUT WITH THAT STUPID VIDEO
I’VE HIT AN ALL TIME LOW*
*NO BAND NAME PUN INTENDED
GOD GOOGLE
Me: Happy valentines day babe, i love you.
Anthony:
Me:
Anthony:
Me:
Anthony:
Me:
Anthony:
Me: That's all right take your time.
Anthony:
Me:
Mom: stop talking to your computer screen.
Me: SHUT UP.
i hate it when people complain about valentines...
blissfullydumb:
There is more to this day then just having a boyfriend/girlfriend to snuggle with, sure its great! but tomorrow is to show everyone around you that you care about them. Saint Valentine, :) he cared about everyone and that’s really who this day is dedicated to. I Just wish people would stop complaining about how no one “loves” them on valentine’s day or have no one to love. It...
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Person: Can you please stop referencing Darren Criss/Starkid in all of our conversations please.
Me: Well, the medallion says that's dumb, so we're not gonna do that.
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calm-yo-titz:
in the middle of my class, my teacher said “HELLO! WAKE UP, GIRL!” to this asian girl who wasn’t sleeping. Then he goes “OH! MY BAD! Your eyes are just reeaaallllyyy small! AHAHAHAHAAA I thought your eyes were closed! WHOOPS!”
This isn’t the first time he’s said this to her.
THAT’S REALLY FUCKING RACIST
I KNOW! Literally everyone’s face was like this
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in the middle of my class, my teacher said “HELLO! WAKE UP, GIRL!” to this asian girl who wasn’t sleeping. Then he goes “OH! MY BAD! Your eyes are just reeaaallllyyy small! AHAHAHAHAAA I thought your eyes were closed! WHOOPS!”
This isn’t the first time he’s said this to her.
ho0ker:
one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.